THE MINDLESS THREAD

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HI, what cha doing? Sure, I'm alone tonight.
Do you want to go over at the bar and have a drink?
I'm sorry I missed your name. Hi Karen.
I spent down time near hear for a year.
Would you like another? Awesome!
Lets go to a party my friend is having.
It a great birthday party. She married last year.
Can I see you home? do you like this year round
300' sq. ft. apt? It runs 100'ooo a month pre paid.
What 'cha say?



Are you out of your F'n mind !

 

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HI, what cha doing? Sure, I'm alone tonight.
Do you want to go over at the bar and have a drink?
I'm sorry I missed your name. Hi Karen.
I spent down time near hear for a year.
Would you like another? Awesome!
Lets go to a party my friend is having.
It a great birthday party. She married last year.
Can I see you home? do you like this year round
300' sq. ft. apt? It runs 100'ooo a month pre paid.
What 'cha say?



Are you out of your F'n mind !

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Dave is walking down the street
with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks,
"What cha got that case of beer for?"
"I got it for my wife," answers Dave.
"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."

 

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Guy asks his friend one day, “How’s the family?” the friend says,
“My wife and my daughter are fine, but I’m worried about my son.”
“What’s wrong with your son?” Guy asks friend?
“He doesn’t know how to drink or play poker,”
“But…but why on earth would that be a problem?”
“Because he drinks and plays poker.”

(Groan)!

 

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The Guy wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and Lil Johnny the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

Lil Johnny The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van.
He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof,
then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.

when the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.
" The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."

 

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