THE MINDLESS THREAD

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The fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn't think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the fisherman said, "Let's not decide on names right now. If we wait a little while, the names will simply occur to us."

After several weeks had passed, the fisherman and his wife noticed a peculiar fact. When left alone, one of the boys would also turn towards the sea, while the other boy would face inland. It didn't matter which way the parents positioned the children, the same child always faced the same direction. "Let's call the boys Towards and Away," suggested the fisherman. His wife agreed, and from that point on, the boys were simply known as TOWARDS and AWAY.

The years passed and the lads grew tall and strong. The day came when the aging fisherman said to his sons, "Boys, it is time that learned how to make a living from the sea." They provisioned their ship, said their goodbyes, and set sail for a three month voyage.
The three months passed quickly for the fisherman's wife, yet the ship had not returned. Another three months passed, and still no ship.
Three whole years passed before the grieving woman saw a lone man walking towards her house. She recognized him as her husband. "My goodness! What has happened to my darling boys?" she cried.

The ragged fisherman began to tell his story:
"We were just barely one whole day out to see when Towards hooked into a great fish. Towards fought long and hard, but the fish was more than his equal. For a whole week they wrestled upon the waves without either of them letting up. Yet eventually the great fish started to win the battle, and Towards was pulled over the side of our ship. He was swallowed whole, and we never saw either of them again."

"Oh dear, that must have been terrible! What a huge fish that must of been! What a horrible fish. What a horrible fish."
"Yes, it was, but you should have seen the one that got Away...."

 

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I'm walking down the street the other day past a tall fence, I could hear kids playing on the other side. They began chanting " thirteen-thirteen-thirteen-thirteen."

How strange I thought so I walked a little further and found a knot hole where I could peer through and see what the kids were doing.

OW! Some kid poked me in the eye with a stick. As I reeled, staggered & walked away, I could hear the kids chanting "fourteen-fourteen-fourteen-fourteen".



Surgery, and many weeks later I realized it was a mental Hospital I was walking past.

 

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I just had a great idea but then I followed rule # 1
Asked myself, "Self, What the **** have I just done?"

 

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"Daddy, why do you go to work every day?"
"So, I can buy Cool Toys."
"But Daddy my toys are Crap!"
"Mine aren't."

 

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The old Gal in on the Cruise Ship and goes into one of many bars.
She says to the Bartender, "It's my birthday, Scotch with 2 drops of water."
She finishes that drink, a man, to her left, says, "I'd like to buy you a drink too."
The Hag belches & says, "Thank you very much, my dear. Bartender,
"I'll have another Scotch, with two drops of water."
"Coming right up," the bartender says.
As he gives the Old Hottie her drink, he says,
"Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
The Old Bag chokes and cough a bit then replies,
"Sonny, when you're my age,
you've learned how to hold your liquor.
Water, however, is a whole other issue."

 

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THE UNFORGETABLE STUFF OF AGING

There was a time when I sort of believed in stuff.
Since then, I have come to disbelieve most stuff.
Everyday we're going to hear the absolute truth
from an Absolutely, Unconsciously, Unconsciousable
& Unbelievable Liar. But almost Believed !
I personally know 70-year-old crazies. For one
person to know 10 seems unbelievable. ha-ha!
Follow the Alzheimer trail to understand the above.
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History Class for 3rd graders.

"Miss Carol, why was school over after the 6th grade for so many?" asks Karen.

"They didn't have to learn how to use a smart phone," says Miss Carol.
"They only had to learn how to feed an animal, and milk a goat
and of course, take care of the lil children, make things, that sort of stuff."

Then Karen asks, "Why can't we order Pizza delivered to the school in 3rd grade?"

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