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My first Truck to drive was ↑ ↑

 

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My girlfriend asks me why I like to date her?
I said, "because you are funny."
She said, "I thought it might be
because we are great in bed together."
I said, "See? You're hilarious."

 

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Uh Huh Ya just never give up!

 

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Tom Turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
Tom Turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, Tom reached the second branch.
Finally, after a week, there he was, proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon, though, Tom Turkey was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot Tom down, out from the tree.
The moral of the story is: bull**** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

 

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The Darkest days of my life were in College.
I couldn't afford Electricity Bills.

 

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Fart Bombed. Wait ... Wait For it ! ..... .... ... .. . Haha ...........

Have you had your Aerobics instructor looked straight at you and then said,
"OK everyone take a break?"

So, then you go to your Dr. & tell him about it, he pulls out multiple Forms for you to fill out !
Back in the Receptionists area & where in the **** is she anyway?

U see vapors coming from the vents above where you sit. OK WTF's going on here you think.







OMG ! An then they locked the re-entrance doors to the place !

 

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Honey, will you shut him up ,,,,, Please?

 

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THEY SAW US FLOATING ACROSS THE VALLEY AND CALLED IT INTO THE STATE POLICE

The authorities so far seem to have ignored us:
Nothing seems new here so far.
We passed the shore, SOME TIME AGO
TIME IS PASSING SO QUICKLY EMERSED IN SEA WATER.


We believe to be out to sea for some hours now.






IT WOULD SEEM OUR DESTINY IS IN JEOPARDY

 

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The Concert that costs $.45 cents?
$.50 cents with Nickelback.

 

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She says, "You're really a fun guy!" TWSS
I said, " I thought you thought I was a world Class lover!"
"See, you're hilarious!" TWSS

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