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The storm raged and the captain realized his ship was going down fast.
He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward.
"Aye, Captain, know how to pray."

"Good," said the captain, "let us slip on our life jackets while you pray."
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(we're one short.)

 

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"Oh, we'll never need Counciling! My husband and I have a great relationship."
"He was a communications major in college, and I majored in theater arts.
He communicates really well, and I just act as if I'm listening."

 

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^ If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

 

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If Sponges didn't exist have you thought about how much more water,
how much deeper the oceans might possibly be?

 

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Takes his Dawg for a walk sucking on his Hemp Lollypop.
Dawg gets a lick or 2 when he's not looking.

 

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Odds are the sand has run down out of the glass.

 

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THE SIGN AT OUR TIME CLOCK.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternations or input should be directed elsewhere... Have a nice WORK EXPERIENCE AT WORK. .......... YOUR COMPANY LOVES OUR DEDICATION TO YOU. ..........

 

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FACTS HARD TO NOT LIKE;

 

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Guys in a hurry to meet his friend down at the nearby lake.
On the way down there, he's stopped by a man fully dressed in red.
Guy pulls over, and the red man asks, "Hi, I'm the red jerk of the highway.
Have anything to eat?" Guy smiles and hands him a sandwich.

Guy continues down the highway and yet, again, he's pulled over by a man fully dressed in green.
He stops and the guy in green says, "Hi, I'm the green jerk of the highway.
Have anything to drink?" Without smiling, Guy hands the green guy his coke.

Guy starts off again and speeds down the highway. Yet again, he's stopped
by a guy fully dressed in blue. Sighing, he pulls over and cranks down his window,
leans out and says, I suppose you're the Blue Jerk of the Highway?

"Registration and license please" is the reply.

 

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The Great Actor has dementia, he can no longer remember his lines.
Finally after many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.

The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line.
You must walk onto the stage carrying a rose,
you must hold the rose with just one finger and your thumb to your nose,
sniff the rose deeply and then say the line...

'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.'"

The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he's practicing his line, over and over again.
Finally the time came.
The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and
with great passion, he delivered the line;

"Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress".

The theatre erupted, the audience screamed with laughter... and
the director was steaming! "You bloody fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!"

The actor, quite bewildered, asked, "What happened, did I forget my line?"
"No!" the director screamed.... "You forgot the Dam Rose!"

 

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