A Joke & Memes thread

[powerboatr]

Personal humor
Few months ago I figured I would try soduko game on my phone
Whooooowhooooo killing it in the easy puzzles ????????

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[v8440]

I went to Thailand one time, and a couple of Thai girls came up to me and said I should sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery. To my horror, they were right-we had 6 matching balls.

 

[powerboatr]

Otters.

 

[powerboatr]

Dogsssss

 

[v8440]

A commercial flight has just reached cruising altitude, and the captain has engaged the autopilot and leaned back in his chair. "I sure could use a cup of coffee and a blowjob" he tells the copilot. He does not realize the microphone is on, and the entire airplane has just heard what he said. Horrified, a stewardess sprints toward the cockpit to tell him the microphone is on. "Don't forget the coffee!" yells a passenger as she sprints past...

 

[Babbage]

F150 on 3 wheels. Is this a member? lol (nice to know you could if you had to)

 

[powerboatr]

F150 on 3 wheels. Is this a member? lol (nice to know you could if you had to)

Thsts some weird crsp.
Driver seemed oblivious

 

[powerboatr]

Punkin

 

[Paul Neubauer]

 

[powerboatr]

Look closely at the map

 

[powerboatr]

Moms

 

[v8440]

A husband and wife were lying in bed watching tv, and the husband had the remote control. He kept switching back and forth between 2 channels, one had a golf game on and the other was porn. Finally his wife got annoyed and said "just leave it on the porn, you already know how to play golf!"

 

[powerboatr]

 

[Papa Tiger]

Shrek"' a very large Ogre but his doctor says he needs a brain transplant.
The scheduled day is set.

When the day comes Shrek changed his mind.

 

[DannyGRT]

Lol! That would blind lots of people on the streets

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