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[Papa Tiger]

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[powerboatr]

What do say about 6 attorneys buried up to thier chins in concrete?







Order another truck.. not enough concrete

 

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[Papa Tiger]

A picture that has no future in their scrap book ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑

 

[Papa Tiger]

I wake up one morning to find a bear on the roof.
So I looks in the yellow pages and sure enough,
there's an ad for "Bear Removers."

I calls the number, and the bear remover asks for my
Credit Card number & says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

I'm WAITING !

GROAN

 

[Papa Tiger]

Two friends are at the first tee. The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend,
"Hey, why don't you try this ball?" He draws a green golf ball out of his bag. "You can't lose it."
Paul replies, "What do you mean you can't lose it?!" Harv says, "I'm serious, you can't lose it."
"If you hit it into the woods, it makes a beeping sound, if you hit it into the water it produces bubbles,
and if you hit it on the fairway, smoke comes up in order for you to find it."
Obviously, Paul doesn't believe him, but Harv shows him all the possibilities until he is convinced.
Paul says, "Wow! That's incredible! Where did you get that ball?!"



"I found it."

 

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[Papa Tiger]

I intended to past a traffic sign that the driver is explaining to the LEO that it shows a Car doing a burnout.

Once again the site isn't working right now.

 

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[DannyGRT]

Too early for the Halloween!

 

[Papa Tiger]

Ya have been at the restaurant for an hour & 30 minutes sitting at the bar.
After a few Mugs of Brews your Waitress seats you at your reservation table.

She takes your order, a T-bone dinner, rare and a dinner salad with Ranch.
So, after some wait a different Waitress brings you a glass of water.

So, you sip your water while you wait for her to bring you another Mug of Brew.
So, after a bit a different waitress delivers your Mug and adds it to your tab.

What seems like another 30 minutes pass, you order another Brew by walking to the Bar.
When you finally return to your table there is your dinner Salad, pepper grinder and Salad fork.

By now you are on your 6Th 25 oz Mugs of Brew and a 12 oz glass of water and got to go to Mans Throne.

So, by now you get back to your table, mostly a mess to see the T-Bone dinner and 2 Mugs of Brews.
Well, your mostly **** faced by now, call a Cab with your smart phone, Hey Seri too.

So you signal your waiter to bring you your tab & a To-go pack, stuff it in the Plastic Doggy Bag and
go home to TV late niter with Jimmy Fallon.
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YOU SLEEP THROUGH MOST OF THE SATURDAY MORNING TO.

 

[Papa Tiger]

I keep the same thought with Chocolate Beer.
It sits there in the back of the Cooler since last Christmas.
I want to give it away but can't take a chance of insulting friends.
It sits there next to the Raspberry lemonade Beer.
It sort of tastes like Diet sugar free 7Up.
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I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO MAKE THAT BETTER

 

[Papa Tiger]

Think its a scotch tape advertisement? ..... Red Green always does, "Duck tape" ...

 

[Papa Tiger]

Before the beginning the Lord said, "SA-Tann" you are too beautiful a Chick to be destroyed.
Yet you fool around behind my back with other Angels. So, I banish you to Hell!"
Their offspring is sent to Mary to deliver was the Command the Lord gave.

Since then, there has been a War between Heaven and Hell!



Some Eternal soul ponders the continuous ongoing Wars between good and evil, Heaven & Hell.
"In all wars there are Casualties'!" "What happens to all those eternal Souls who will surely be perished in this one?"

"Are there other Places for good souls to hang out?"
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You got to Listen to Rober Duval and consider if it's where it is.

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i LIKED THE KID FROM mAD mAGAZINE.
& running over squirrels is more fun than Deer!

 

[Papa Tiger]

Saturday morning, I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my shotgun and the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to load the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, & quietly undressed.

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