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[Papa Tiger]

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For their 25th wedding anniversary, Guy decides to take his wife on a trip to France.
After two weeks touring France, they return to the airport for the trip back to America.
While waiting for the plane, wife turns to her husband and says,
"Guy this was the most wonderful gift I could have asked for on our 25th anniversary."
"I can't wait to hear what you have in mind for our 50th anniversary!"
Guy leans over, kisses her on the cheek and says,






"I'm going to come back and get you"

 

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[Papa Tiger]

The Old woman returns home after shopping.
She is startled by an intruder.
She catches the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables,
So, she yells, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" ..... [Turn from your sin] ...

The burglar stops dead in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police
and explained what she had done.

As the LEO cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,
"Why did you just stand there? All the old Woman did was yell a scripture at you."

"Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an axe and two 38s!"

 

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[Papa Tiger]

I lost my path first, she followed me shortly.
I'm not to blame for her mistakes.
I am to blame for Mine.
Unfortunately, the kids don't believe me.

 

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[Papa Tiger]

Married guy is watching TV and his wife's out cutting the grass during the hot summer.
He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper.

Well, his missus is quite irritated about him sitting in the air-conditioned house all day
while she did all the work, so she scolded him. "I can't believe you're asking me about
supper right now! Imagine I'm out of town, go inside and figure dinner out yourself."

So he goes back in the house and fixes himself a big steak, with potatoes, garlic bread and
tall glass of iced tea. The wife finally comes in about the time he's finishing up and asks him,
"You fixed something to eat? So where is mine?"







‘“Huh I thought you are out of town !”….….

 

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[Papa Tiger]

Lil Johnny how did you Sell $3200 dollars of Holy Bible books in one week?
"I think you'd better explain how you managed to accomplish this, Lil Johnny."

So, Lil Johnny just shrugged and said, "I-I-I re-re-really do-do-don't kn-kn-know f-f-f-for sh-sh-sh-sure,"
he stammered. Impatiently, Peter interrupted "For crying out loud, Lil Johnny,
just tell us what you said to them when they answered the door!"

"A-a-a-all I-I-I s-s-said wa-wa-was," Lil Johnny replied,

"W-w-w-w-would y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-buy th-th-th-this b-b-b-b-bible

F-f-for t-t-ten b-b-b-bucks ---o-o-o-or--- wo-wo-would yo-you

j-j-just l-like m-m-me t-t-to st-st-stand h-h-here and r-r-r-r-r-read it t-to y-y-you??"-

 

[Papa Tiger]

 

[Papa Tiger]

"Daddy, why do you go to work every day?"
"So, I can buy Cool Toys."
"But Daddy my toys are Crap!"
"Mine aren't."

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