THE MINDLESS THREAD

[Papa Tiger]

I wanted my wife to wake up with a smile on Valentine's Day.
Now I can't have Sharpies in the house.

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Ken takes the Hot Blonde out on a date one night.
Eventually, they ended up parked at 'lovers point'
So, they start making out.

After things progress, Ken thinks he might get lucky.
After a few more minutes of fooling around, he asks his date,
"Do you want to get into the back seat?"
"NO!" she answered. Okay, he thought,
maybe she's not ready yet.

Now he has her shirt and skirt off and the windows are steamed.
Things are getting really hot, so he asks again, "Do you want to
get into the back seat?" "NO!" she answers again.

Now he has her bra off, they're both very sweaty,
and she even has his pants unzipped.
Okay, he thinks, she HAS to want it now. "Do you want
to get into the back seat NOW?" he asks again.
"NO!" she answers yet again.

Frustrated, he asks the blonde, "Well, why not?"
"Because I want to stay up here with you!"

 

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Your parents dropped you here, left town for the S.W. They said you raise him!

 

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Sunglasses or not? .... Mindless decisions count!

 

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DO YOU BELIEVE IN MINDLESS EXPANSION ? A FOREVER UNIVERSE ON UNINMAGINABLE SCALES, FOREVER EXPANDING, GROWING EVER BIGGER IN ALL DIRRECTIONS DIMENSIONAL escapade FOREVER?

 

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A statue fairy lands on a statue of a nude man and woman in the park.
The fairy taps both on the shoulder and they come to life. The fairy states
that every 50 years statues are granted 5 minutes of life…and then must
return to their pedestal.

The man and woman look each other up and down then grab each other’s hand and jump into the nearby bushes. The fairy hears them laughing, oohing, awing, and giggling as the bushes shake along with their boisterous exuberance.

Just as the timer hits the 5-minute mark, the naked man and woman come out of the bushes and hop back on the pedestal-both grinning ear to ear. The fairy is in awe, as no statues have ever willingly came back to the pedestal on time.

The fairy states that because of this, they are granted another 5 minutes. The two statues gaze at each other again and the male statue proclaims; “This time you hold the pigeon down and I get to $#!t on its head.”

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Marcy, a hottie goes horseback riding.
They start out at a walk, then go to trot
but then the ride goes to a gallop.
The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden
she slips off and her foot gets caught in the reins.
The horse doesn't slow and the blonde's
being dragged with her boobs now exposed.
She doesn't know what to do.
It goes on for an eternity, her being drug.
Finally, the laughing Store manager unplugs it.

 

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I can only Imagine a wonderful Blond lying on her back, nude boobs perky, in the arena's dirt, she in her boots her Short shorts smoking hot & left hand waving her hat at the crowd.

 

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Jim comes through the door sweat pouring off him, shirt soaking wet, hair mussed up.
It's obvious he's been through something strenuous. His wife looks at him aghast. Jim,
she cries, I thought you just went golfing. What happened, honey? Well, sweetheart,
we were on the sixth hole, and I was having one of my best days. I tell you, I was on
the way to setting a course record. Then, all of a sudden Frank had a heart attack and
drops, well sweetheart I couldn't just leave him there. So I drag him, hits the ball &
to the sixth green. There is no one who can give a hand to help poor Frank ! So, for
the next 12 holes, it's hit the ball, drag Frank, hit the ball, drag Frank….I tell ya it was awful!

 

[Papa Tiger]

What would have happened if I thought nothing of what was at the gate!
Was it a gift, should I demand she show it?
How did you take a gift for me, did you want to sell it?
My chances had passed now to profit.
The profit was put in peril just because I refuse to share it.

 

[UNIKRN150]

When I first got my truck I was showing my wife (STILL Pissed to this day that I bought it) all the cool tech which she had NO INTEREST in seeing…

I said: “Hello Ford, tune radio to FM 97.7”
BOOM! We were listening to Classic Rock.

She tried to pretend not to be impressed…

I said” “Hello Ford, set temperature to 72 degrees”.
BOOM! The temperature reading on the dial went from 68 to 72.

Now she couldn’t pretend she wasn’t impressed anymore.

So I said: “Hello Ford, EJECT PASSANGER!”
…I wish I had a picture of the look on her face!

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